Baby Version 2.0 is Released

I'm proud to announce the release of Baby Version 2.0, also known as Elliot Martin Richards. Baby was made publicly available on August 8th, 2004 at 10:18am, and has the following features:

• 9lbs 2.6oz weight


• 23 inches long


• On-demand pooping and gurgling effects


• Full head of dark black hair

Technically, we consider Baby version 2.0 to be a beta - we're hoping to resolve a serious sleep deprivation bug shortly.